Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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you traded sex for a burrito?
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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