whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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