he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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