We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
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Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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