no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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