I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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