Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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