dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
do nipples grow back?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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