he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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