So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
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any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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