I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
What a dumb baby whore.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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