WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize