I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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