it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
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Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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