Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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