In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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