Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
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Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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