Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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