Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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