I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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