the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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