I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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