Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
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The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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