I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
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Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
You're like the curious george of whores
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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