Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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