Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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