Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
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whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
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I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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