TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
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I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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