i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My penis needs a shock collar
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I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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