just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
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Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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