so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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