Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
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If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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