I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
and you fell through a lawn chair
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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