***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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