Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
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He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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