had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
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While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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