My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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