If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
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just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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