So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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