This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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