YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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