Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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