i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
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Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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