good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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