honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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