Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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