Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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