youre lurking in front of me
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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