so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
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Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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