Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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